Total Medals Earned: 42 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 545 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Medals Earned: 12/20 (80/375 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (150/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/390 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/120 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (135/260 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/290 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Try out Experiment Mode.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Pico
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Reach 25 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 5 minutes.
Reach 50 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot
Reach 75 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 2 minutes.
Reach 100 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot without getting hit once
Reach 200 Hit Combo
